FAQ

What's your name?
I don't give out my name on the net. You can call me Indy or Zel.

Where do you live?
I'm in the UK (in the middle of nowhere).

How old are you?
35.

Can I be staff?
No.

How do you get to be staff?
You don't.
If Ian wants you on the staff he'll ask you. Pestering him or other staff members won't help, and to be honest, if you're the kind of person who goes round pestering all the staff whining about how you want to be staff then you're not the kind of person he's ever going to ask.

Can I be your marapal?
If you have to ask, then no.

Well can I be your friend then?
Do I even know you?

Am I your best friend on mara?
Is your name midnightsunrise?

How much mp have you got?
More than you XD

Can I have some mp?
Of course! Everyone can have mp. Just play some games and send your score, then you'll have some mp

I meant will you give some of your mp, because you've got loads and I'm just a newbie. And staff are meant to be kind! Plzzzzzzzzzzz?
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
No.

Can I have an item then?
Go away.

Would you like to share accounts with me?
Yep someone was really stupid enough to ask me that once. I froze him. I think that answers that :P

Will you give me one of your pets?
Duhhhhh

How do you get [insert latest av here]?
Try looking on my av solutions page. If it's not on there then you could try asking on the avs forum. And if all else fails, you could always try bribing me, that usually works ;)

Can I borrow one of your pets for an av?
Are you going to pay me?

What's your favourite bit of mara
The spam forum